Flights of Fancy: Tom Ford Crocodile Dress
From Tom Ford’s Fall Winter 2012 collection, this crocodile dress makes me seethe with avaricious envy. It puts me in a fever of covetous desire, a delirium of insatiable longing.
I am utterly consumed by the need to touch it. Come ON someone, can’t I just try it on? Or caress it with my palm at least? One finger? Come ON!
Curse that Rihanna who got to wear it for the Met Gala. She’s so lucky. Damn her.
I couldn’t verify the price, except for one crappy looking gossip site that said $14,000. Hmmm. Seems a pittance for this body hugging backless reptilian beauty.
Oh, the agony. The exquisite torture of this dress. Ay, cocodrilo de mi alma.
Image via Tom Ford
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