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Olympic Coolness: Jamaica 1:US 0
It takes some real effort to make Olympic athletes look dorky. By definition, they are physical specimens, easy on the eyes and more at home in their bodies than the average human.
Ralph Lauren managed it brilliantly, however, with his double breasted blazers emblazoned with the giant polo symbol for the visually impaired. And could those white skirts possibly have been more dowdy? How about a pencil skirt, Ralph? Or a cute little kick pleat? Or above the knee, Lord knows these ladies have good legs, Ralph. And those berets. Mon dieu, those berets. As Americans, we need to stop it with the Olympic berets. Stop it, Ralph. Arretez-vous!
Actually, I would argue we need to stop it with the Ralph Lauren entirely.
Photo credits: Of Bolt: Michael Regan/Getty Images Europe; Of Bryant: AP Photo/David Goldman
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